Based in Noblesville, Indiana, Curtis writes the syndicated humor column, Grammar Guy. He also likes to write for startups.

The top 10 funniest words in the English language, according to science

The top 10 funniest words in the English language, according to science

Photo by  Jordan Whitt  on  Unsplash

Photo by Jordan Whitt on Unsplash

I have a five-year-old son. Right now toilet humor is big. Body parts are funny. Things that produce bad smells get big laughs. Basically, I’m in my sweet spot for my son thinking I’m hilarious. Apparently, I act my shoe size more than I act my age. I’m okay with that.

Guess what, fellow word nerds? According to a 2017 Springer study that surveyed 821 participants, English speakers, as a whole, aren’t any more mature than I am. The study asked participants to rate 211 words on a scale of 1 to 5, where 1 is not funny at all and 5 is downright hilarious. In total, the participants ranked nearly 5,000 words.

Let me cut to the chase and give you the top 10 funniest words in the English language in order of hilarity: booty, tit, booby, hooter, nitwit, twit, waddle, tinkle, bebop, and egghead. I can safely guarantee this collection of words will never appear in the same article as each other again, although it would get tons of guffaws and chortles, based on the data.

Before you dismiss this list of funniest words, just know that 58% of respondents were women. The average age of participants was 35. 70% of people who participated in the study had at least completed an undergraduate degree. So that means we can definitively say “booty” is a word people can’t help but find funny. My five-year-old and I would certainly agree.

Whether you’re an egghead or a nitwit, isn’t it comforting to know we giggle at the same things? Republicans and Democrats both snicker when someone says “tinkle.” Black people and white people both think “waddle” is silly. Our collective immaturity gives me hope that we are more alike than we are different.

Comedic words won’t necessarily fix our disagreements, but I do think they can help. So, the next time you find yourself in a frustrating ideological argument with a Twitter troll or your crazy drunk uncle, I recommend casually dropping in a few of these words into your conversation. Just don’t accuse the other person of resembling one of these words; if you do, you might end up on the receiving end of a swift kick to the booty.

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